New Books


Neurotica: A Sort of Love Story

by Gerald Schoenewolf

                                                                                                           

                                                                                                             Here is a quirky dark, literary, romance that pre-publication readers have loved.  It is a fast-paced narrative, written in the second person, about a young, aspiring New York writer, Zack, and his awkward attempt to court                                                                                   Natalie, a pigtailed beauty who just graduated from college.  This immersive read tells the up and down and up again story of two neurotics who sort of fall in love.  They provoke each other’s triggers, fight and make up,                                                                                   sing together, and fight again, and then, everything seems to fall completely apart.  Then just when it looks as if all is lost, he stands on the street outside her choral club and makes a loud primitive mating call that pulls                                                                                     her back down to him again.  In the end, they sort fall back in love and sort of get married in a little Catholic Church in upper Manhattan.  The stream-of-consciousness style lets readers get deep into Zach’s mind

                                                                                 and character.  The book contains six song/poems along with their musical compositions.  It's an honest and original work, fueled by second-person narrative and the crazy couple with a zany humor reminiscent of                                                                                           Woody Allen.

 

POEMS FROM THE HEART

Collected Words of Truth and Beauty

Edited by Gerald Schoenewolf


                                                                  

                                                                    Here in one volume is a collection of the most moving poems ever written. The editor wanted to concentrate on poetry “from the heart,” eschewing intellectual
                                                                    poems in favor of those he considered more emotional and heart-felt. It includes the classic English poems and a sprinklng of poem from around the world.
                                                                    It also includes poetic writings not often found in collections of poems, such as sections from “Songs of Solomon” from the Bible, Buddha’s "Dhammapada,"
                                                                    Lao Zi’s "Dao De Ching", as well as works by Friedrich Nietzsche and Kahlil Gibran. You will find all the major poets such as Shakespeare, Goethe, Wordsworth,
                                                                    Shelly, Keats, Byron, Pushkin, Coleridge, Blake, Dickinson, Millay, Cummings and Elliot, along with other known and not-so-known works. In all there are 60 poets
                                                                    and over 200 poems. The volume features photos and brief biographies of each poet followed by one or more of their most heart-felt poems. This is a book
                                                                    that readers will enjoy and love, and one that may be useful for courses in literature as well.



Newly Revised

Holding On and Letting Go: Poems and Drawings

by Gerald Schoenewolf


                                                       
                                                       
                                                      
                                                                "Let me start off by saying I love poetry, I’ve taken my share of poetry classes in college and it’s always been one of my biggest weaknesses. Anywhere from Shakespeare
                                                                to peer editing others’ works. Poetry is one of, if not the deepest and most vulnerable form of writing there is. This book of poems was unique, different, emotional and raw.
                                                                And absolutely perfect.   As most poetry goes, it’s broad enough to leave open room for interpretation, but specific enough to feel the author’s emotions and feelings through
                                                                their words. The first half of the book was dark and depressing, almost like a Sylvia Plath. It, at least to me, was full of fear and suffering. The second half of the book was
                                                                not quite a redemption, but more of a peaceful acceptance. I loved this collection of poems and drawings."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      --Valerie Fasio on Goodreads 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    


 The Adventures of Dolly Lahma

Licensed Private Investigator

by Gerald Schoenewolf



"This is kind of an old-fashioned detective story, with crazy characters and car chases and a road trip from California to he Florida Keys. When you first start reading, you'll think that
                                                           J. D. Salinger or Mark Twain or maybe even Henry Miller is he narrator. That's because it is written in the first person from the point of view of its kinky 25-year-old female detective.
                                                           I honestly could not put it down and found Dolly to be one of the most original characters I have ever encountered. It is written with Mark Twain type humor as Dolly, a very human
      detective who gets PMS cramps when she is being chased by crooks. She and her odd-ball friend, Alice, who doesn't like anything about anybody, attempt to bring down a sex ring that
        is located on a man-made island in the Keys. Along the way she and her friend engage in kinky sex experiences, such as having a peeing contest with a bunch of college boys in a motel
in Oklahoma City. I was laughing my head off throughout this book, but I realized as I read it that it is definitely not for everybody. It is quite ribald and many people may think it over
                                                           the top or too sexual or in bad taste. But if you are looking for a different, entertaining, and even in some ways profound detective yarn, this is it! "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              --Amy Capella


Robodoll

by Gerald Schoenewolf



                                                           
                                                            "I found this book to be a funny, sometimes hilarious, often profound, page-turner of a neurotic 37-year-old who buys a Robodoll.  He hopes to teach her how to be his dream 
                                                            sex partner and instead she winds up teaching him to love.  She turns out to be a robot who doesn't look like a robot, but looks like a real woman, and she is programmed to
                                                            have the most technologically advanced orgasm reflex he has ever encountered.  She also can speak 66 languages, sing opera, dance ballet, cook an array of
                                                            international cuisine and read people’s minds.  There are many adventures in the book that are funny and surprising.  The author's sense of humor is a bit weird, but
                                                            it left me in stitches. For example, the robodolls need to pass gas after human meals, which is their way of digesting them, so they end up filling a restaurant with pink clouds.  
                                                            I also found it laugh-out-loud funny when he took her to his company's Christmas party in Manhattan, and she read the mind of a nasty young woman, causing her
                                                            to faint in the arms of the boss.  Another hilarious part was when she hit a softball in a Central Park pick-up game 36 miles.  I don't want to give away the ending,
                                                            but it was a very happy and satisfactory one to me.  I found this not just a very entertaining page-turner, but a literary story with very smooth and often poetic prose
                                                            and something to say about society that could even become a classic of its genre."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         --Amy Capella

                                                            




                                                                                             LUNA

by Gerald Schoenewolf


                                                                                                                   "This novel is definitely a page-turner.  It is written entirely from the protagonist's mind, in the second person, as this

                                                                                                                   beautiful, Mexican 17-year-old girl rides into a Texas town wearing pants and a gun and challenges the richest man

                                                                                                                   in town--who happens to be her father.  This father raped and killed the girl's mother when she was a young girl, and

                                                                                                                   and now she has come for revenge.  The novel is full of adventures and touching details throughout.  She has a 

                                                                                                                   touching romance with a Mexican boy a few years older than her as she sets up a duel with her father, to which the whole 

                                                                                                                   story rushes toward.  I won't tell you the ending, but I will call this a very original Western classic."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  --Edith Codrington